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theamazingariel:

MIA is entirely too turnt

This video is still on a whole nother level

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dut-dut-goose:

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juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

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My sins did this to You..and yet You are still lovingly asking me to draw near to You..

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yourfictionmyreality:

What the fuck

DID Y’ALL REALLY NEVER SEE THIS COMMERCIAL?!?!?!

What is this we don’t have this in England

ass-so-fat:

OHMIHGOD ; I LOVE ELLEN .

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lifemadesimple:

Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw

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ghdos:

Dope.

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rainbowcranes:

Growing up, my dad had a rule. “You can’t get a tattoo. If you do, I will make you get it removed. Unless, that is, you join the army and can shoot a seagull in the eye from a mile away, or you have a near-death experience.”

On July 12, 2011, I rode my bicycle to the camp I worked at. On my way home, I rode down a hill, and stopped at the bottom. I looked both ways, and there was no car coming. I started to turn left when I got hit by a car going ~55 miles per hour. I completely shattered the windshield, and when the driver stopped, I was ejected back onto the road. The doctors in the emergency room were absolutely perplexed when I arrived, because they all agreed that I should have died, and they were amazed to release me 4 and a half hours later with only 16 stitches, a concussion, and a chipped tooth. During my recovery, I was angry and confused. A couple if days after my accident, I received cards from my eight year old campers. One of them drew a giant paper crane, and said, “if you fold a thousand paper cranes, you’ll get better”. 

Not being able to read, ride a bicycle, or put stress on my body, I cut up an old sudoku puzzle, went on YouTube, and learned how to make a paper crane. By the end of the day, I had a laundry basket full of black and white paper cranes. 
I kept making paper cranes, even after I made a thousand, and I ran into a dilemma. What do you do with paper cranes once you’ve made them? A girl in my class had committed suicide the same day I had my accident, and I brought a purple crane to her wake. Her family could not have been happier the moment I presented them with this crane. Something clicked in my head right there. I started giving them to people and hiding them in random places for people to find. I started making art with them, and they became a major part of who I was. 

This tattoo is symbolic of my accident, and could not represent me any better.

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myintrovertedmind:

« The Real Africa : Fight The Stereotype » by Thiri Mariah Boucher

P.R.E.A.C.H.

YAS

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In case you have any doubt in your mind

thebeardedmystery:

People can find you attractive even if you don’t find yourself attractive

People can love you even if you don’t love yourself

People can see beauty where you see flaws

You don’t have to be perfect to be lovable 

You don’t have to be happy to be lovable

You don’t have to be anything to anybody

There will be someone who thinks you are an amazing friend/lover/partner/human being

Do not take anyone’s shit for doing what you have to do to cope

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imgodsbeloved:

Loved this show

keep-away-reality:

1st of April

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